We all know how awkward virtual dates can be. Connecting via webcam can be so in your face and naturally, you will want to direct your flirts attention anywhere but your messy living room. After noticing what an issue this was becoming for millions of singles around the globe, we put our melons together to try and come up with a solution. We believe we have found that solution. The Virtual Date Breast Enlargements (VDBEs).
They are most effective when worn under the clothes and create a sexy, subtle bust which your socially distant partner won’t be able to take their eyes off. Whilst they are distracted, don’t forget to scope out their surroundings to see if this is someone you can see yourself spending more (virtual) time with.
Put on your VDBEs before calling your lover, sit back and watch the compliments come flooding in.